CAN SHE CARRY HER OWN WEIGHT

When the world had gone to crap,

And a man comes upon a woman in need...

All he might want from her for his good deed is to know...

Can she carry her own weight?

RLJ

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CAN SHE CARRY HER WEIGHT

Journal Entry 319: 

The unbelievable has happened to me today. 

I discovered another human being battling HER way through this insane zombie apocalypse!

She was trapped in a large gasless SUV.

To me, she was pretty safe...

But 20 zombies could wait her out indefinitely!

There was no way I was going to leave here there...

To surely suffer what would be a terrible fate!

I consider myself to be an expert zombie killer!

Dispatching a horde of shambling decaying monsters is like an...

Exercise workout for me after years of practice.

I can hack to pieces dozens of zombies per minute...

Without getting a single drop of their muck-like blood on me!

The woman is very attractive and seems hardy enough!

She tells me she is 28 years old and has been alone for years!

Of course, 

I don't trust her one stinking bit,

But I will allow her to tag along for as long as she is useful.

All that confusing man/woman bullshit is confusing and dangerous!

So none of that mess!

All I want to know is can she carry her own weight!

Cam Jones

(RLJ)